Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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