do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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