Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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