no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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