Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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