I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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