What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It's official drugs can't kill me
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My bed smells like the plague
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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