We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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