Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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