D3 body, D1 cock
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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