i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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