Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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