Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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