I bet he comes in French.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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