Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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