dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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