So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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