He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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