this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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