I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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