she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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