I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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