so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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