oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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