new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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