pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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