I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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