You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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