Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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