I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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