i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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