So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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