dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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