He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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