We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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