Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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