I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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