Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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