i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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