I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Your dad touched me again.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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