And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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