I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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