But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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