i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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