I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Let's paint friendship bongs
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
