So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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