Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
