I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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