real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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