Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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