I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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