why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
