yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I came so hard my ears popped.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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