I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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