"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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